When I need to take a leak
I just don't do it anywhere
I take a look around and see
if there is something green
A tree, a bush, somewhere to hide
a ditch or hedge, a little out of sight
if I have the chance
I really do prefer not to be seen
I might be a public urinator
but I do it discreetly
I might break the law but I harm no one
so why don't you just leave me be
I don't piss on pavement
cause it leaves a really bad smell
Gates and doors and walls are
out of question for me as well
I scorn amateur public urinators
cause they break my Code of Wizz
it ain't so hard to show consideration
when you need to take a piss
I might be a public urinator
but I do it discreetly
I might break the law but I harm no one
so why don't you just leave me be
Whoo-oo!
This is a public urination song!
Oo-oo!
The best public urination song!
about
Music & Lyrics by Master Arse
Mixed by Fist Eddie Mercury
Lyrics:
When I need to take a leak
I just don't do it anywhere
I take a look around and see
if there is something green
A tree, a bush, somewhere to hide
a ditch or hedge, a little out of sight
If I have the chance
I really do prefer not to be seen
I might be a public urinator
but I do it discreetly
I might break the law but I harm no one
so why don't you just leave me be
I don't piss on pavement
cos it leaves a really bad smell
Gates and doors and walls are
out of question for me as well
I scorn amateur public urinators
cos they break my Code of Wizz
It ain't so hard to show consideration
when you need to take a piss
I might be a public urinator
but I do it discreetly
I might break the law but I harm no one
so why don't you just leave me be
Whoo-oo!
This is a public urination song!
Oo-oo!
The best public urination song!
credits
released May 8, 2019
Master Arse - Vocs, Bass
Drop Picker - Guitar
Depar Esra - Drums
Fist Eddie Mercury - Guitar
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