1. |
I Hate My Job
01:29
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Been working at the warehouse for way too fucking long
So boring I just had to write the lyrics for this song
It's tedious, monotonous, no need to use your brain
If I work here for much longer I think I will go insane
My job is fucking boring
It's a boring fucking job
My job is fucking boring
And I just want to stop
But I need the money
So that I can buy honey
Cos I can't drink my tea
If there ain't anything produced by bee
Working like the living dead, collect, confirm and pack
They don't really mind if it is brain cells that you lack
Just do your job, don't question why, and then you'll get your pay
Don't even try to change anything cos you don't have no say
My job is fucking boring
It's a boring fucking job
My job is fucking boring
And I just want to stop
But I need the money
So that I can buy honey
Cos I can't drink my tea
If there ain't anything produced by bee
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2. |
Rock Till You Drop
01:38
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We turn up the speakers
and put on our sneakers
We're gonna rock you tonight
Adrenaline seekers
and pogo believers
That's us, yeah, we know what is right
We came here to dance
we came here to rock
long as we live
we ain't ever gonna stop
Just like Mel Gibson
we're crazy as fuck
You know what to do
You gotta rock till you drop!
Jumping round like maniacs
Old geezers would get heart attacks
We're thrashing round as wild as fucking beasts
This shit ain't for wimps and posers
or for those guys who believe in Moses
our only creed is D-Beat!
We came here to dance
we came here to rock
long as we live
we ain't ever gonna stop
Just like Mel Gibson
we're crazy as fuck
You know what to do
You gotta rock till you drop!
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When I need to take a leak
I just don't do it anywhere
I take a look around and see
if there is something green
A tree, a bush, somewhere to hide
a ditch or hedge, a little out of sight
If I have the chance
I really do prefer not to be seen
I might be a public urinator
but I do it discreetly
I might break the law but I harm no one
so why don't you just leave me be
I don't piss on pavement
cos it leaves a really bad smell
Gates and doors and walls are
out of question for me as well
I scorn amateur public urinators
cos they break my Code of Wizz
It ain't so hard to show consideration
when you need to take a piss
I might be a public urinator
but I do it discreetly
I might break the law but I harm no one
so why don't you just leave me be
Whoo-oo
Whoo-oo-oo oo-oo
Whoo-oo-oo oo-oo
This is a public urination song!
Oo-oo-oo oo-oo
Whoo-oo-oo oo-oo
The best public urination song!
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4. |
I Like Beer
01:32
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I had a beer for breakfast
as there was nothing else in the fridge
don't really mind, it was fine by me
I like beer, it tastes good
and it makes me feel so nice
Yeah it's kind of like the whole world
has become my friend
I stole some beer from the corner shop
cos it's cheaper than
actually paying for the overpriced stuff
Assuming that you won't get caught
of course
Now I think it's time to start
extinguishing this drought
I like beer
You like beer
So how come are we not already drinking beer?
Did I make it clear?
I like beer
You wanna buy me drink
just get me another beer
Had a wheat beer for lunch
and a dark one for dessert,
A strong stout at coffee break
gets me rid of the shakes
Start feeling a little better
like I'm getting my shit together
A few lagers for dinner
now I feel like a winner!
I like beer
You like beer
So how come are we not already drinking beer?
Did I make it clear?
I like beer!
You tell me that I should stop
drinking so much beer cos it's bad for me
"This lifestyle will bring you to your grave
prematurely - why can't you see?"
You don't understand me
this is how I wanna be
Ain't nobody gonna tell me
what to do with what is mine
This is how I live my life
Doesn't matter if I die
As long as I am having fun, yeah
It's all fine!
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5. |
Necrobestiality
02:11
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The She-Beast is prowling the night
Lurking for prey
Determined in her urge, lustful
She begins her chase
Howling in the moonlight
A spirited wolf
No fear can touch the alpha
The strongest of the pack
But now the wolf is gripped by a foreboding,
An animosity ere unbeknownst
Hunter becomes the hunted,
The fearless leader, filled with dread
The She-Bitch closing in
The human huntress impatient to kill
The craven alpha, an alpha no more
Faced by death in a human form
Her lust heightened by the fresh kill,
The dead animal sprawled at her feet
With feral madness she mounts the dead beast
And with its member she lets herself be fulfilled
The rite completed under midnight stars
She injected with the life force of the dead
To give birth to a new kind of breed
Sacrificed her sanity for the strangest... need
Necrobestiality!
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They call him Shitfaced Sam
because he's always fucking drunk
he probably hasn't had a sober day
since he started listening to punk
He's actually a really nice guy
although he seems extremely shy
but after a few he gets so friendly
it makes you wanna cry
Whoa oh oh oh oh
He is the guy who's always drunk
He used to play the sax
and he was epic as fucking hell
but now he binges on beer
creating a fragile protective shell
He's actually a really smart guy
although he behaves like a fucking retar
It kinda seems as if he was dealt a good hand
but now he's thrown away his cards
Whoa oh oh oh oh
He is the guy who's always drunk
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